| Bird-in-the-Helmet-Man |
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| The hankerin' for other skin |
| Is trippy for middle man |
| Ripe for them pretendin' |
| They were more younger again |
| Bird-in-the-helmet-man |
| Armored tail in the sand |
| Arrow planted in the rump |
| Talon-toed for scratchin' |
| Stuff danglin' from the helmet’s hook |
| By the bone a sawed-off foot |
| Panderin' to work the shill procurin' |
| Ink for the quill |
| Now here’s the deal, here’s the seal |
| Here’s exactly where to kneel |
| The thought that got bought |
| Was fraught reality much too real |
