| Met a girl, her name was Jade
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| Cuts her nails with a razor blade
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| Says she lives by no one’s law
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| Ran my pride through a big chainsaw
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| Have you heard of D.B. |
| Cooper?
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| I got pulled over by an old state trooper
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| I met a girl, her name was Jade
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| She cut my face with a razor blade
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| Yeah, I screamed out in fury
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| Yeah, but my cries were not heard
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| Yeah, the judge and the jury
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| Yeah, they could offer no cure
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| I met a girl, her name was Jade
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| She got a brand new man and they got engaged
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| The wedding’s gon' be on a big green hill
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| They hope it won’t rain but it probably will
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| The man, he was a football star
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| He broke his knee, now he sells cars
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| Only so much that words can do
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| Love was blind, but they cured that, too
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| You know, Gandhi has a son our age
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| He said the freedom thing’s just one big cage
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| I met a girl, her name was Jade
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| Her husband died, but she kept his name
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| Yeah, she screamed out in fury
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| Yeah, but her cries were not heard
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| Yeah, her mom was so worried
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| Yeah, but she could offer no cure
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| Boss man calls for a meeting at noon
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| Big cigar in an oak board room
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| We got an idea and we think it’s great
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| Said it was too much so we’re gonna try eight
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| Who made love to Scarlet Jo?
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| And where the hell did Josh Hartnett go?
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| I met a girl, her name was Jade
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| Lived her whole damn life in a mascaraed
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| Yeah, I screamed out in fury
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| Yeah, but my cries were not heard
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| Yeah, they said I’ll never see 30
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| Yeah, they could offer no cure
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| I met a girl, her name was Jade
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| She cuts her nails with a razor blade |