Lyrics Rona Pollona - Mike Doughty, Andrew Livingston

Rona Pollona

Don’t touch the box, don’t touch the shelf
Don’t touch the people, don’t touch yourself
Lysol sprayed on the wheel
No hugging, no shaking, hand-holding, no feel
Savoir faire
Pikachu pillowcase mask, looking debonair
Conversating with an Amazon bot
Whataburger drive-thru dressing like an astronaut
Do the Rona Pollona, yes
You do the Rona Pollona
You won’t know it if you’re doing it right
You’re never knowing it if you’re doing it right
You won’t know it if you’re doing it right
If you’re doing it right
Fuck that curve, fuck Mnuchin
If I was a kid, I’d find me a store to loot
Chin up!
At least you learned to use the phone
Soderburgh reboot of Home Alone’s what you live
Don’t watch the vain man who can’t forgiv
Jesus would, for the common good
I’ve got th mask on, I’m laying in the cut
At the Dunkin' like an extra in Eyes Wide Shut
Do the Rona Pollona (Yeah)
You do the Rona Pollona, right
You won’t know it if you’re doing it right
You’re never knowing it if you’re doing it right
You won’t know it if you’re doing it right
If you’re doing it right, if you’re doing it right
Homer in the hedges, scrub down the edges
Voice is in your head like a lil' tiny Cardi B
On the ledge with a box of wipes next to me
If I jump, they’ll scrape me up
Throw me in sanitized SuperGulp cup
Come correct with a stimulus check
And buy a yellow Esteem I’m unsure when
But I’ll jet before they close down France again
You know it
(Totally)
(I'm saying)
(That's what I’m saying)
(Uh, yeah, yeah)
Do the Rona Pollona, uh
You do the Rona Pollona
You won’t know it if you’re doing it right
You’re never knowing it if you’re doing it right
You won’t know it if you’re doing it right
If you’re doing it right
You won’t know it if you’re doing it right
You’re never knowing it if you’re doing it right
You won’t know it if you’re doing it right
If you’re doing it right, if you’re doing it right
You won’t know it if you’re doing it right
You’re never knowing it if you’re doing it right
You won’t know it if you’re doing it right
(If you’re doing it right)