Lyrics More Bacon than the Pan Can Handle - Mike Doughty, Andrew Livingston

More Bacon than the Pan Can Handle

Yeah!
More bacon than the pan can handle
More bacon than the pan can handle
More, more ba-
I roll a Datsun into a creek of dreams
JNCO jeans and the modern screens
Dopplering in the mist
Inflate the vest, Steve, Austin in True West
Don’t frown, howl like Dawn Powell
Joan Murray and you’re hurrying to Darien
Freak flurry, Ann Curry on Hadrian’s Wall
Sam Goody in the Newburgh Mall
More bacon than the pan can handle
Mor-, mor-
More bacon than the pan can handle
More, more bacon th-
Void coefficient, Vitamin-C deficient
Tago Mago, Ting, Cheerwine, and Faygo
Tilapia, naw, I man til-ah-PEE-ah
Nix mens rea—dwelling in Albrt Lea-uh
Araya rain blood Nucky, Empire
Fette Sau, hog, the lady, the log
As the Manna fell, Manafort, Starwood in Aspen
Tramps caught in amber, angle of the camber
More bacon than the pan can handle
More, more, more, more
More bacon than the pan can handle
More bacon than the pan can handle
I love the- man
That man, that, man
I love the- man
That man, that, man
Forfeit, morph it and warp it
Stomp the blaze and I’m booking up on the stairways
I’m a rogue, Riz, skip the con
Toyotathon, suspending and ending it
Nynex, Bell and I’m Lester Snell
I am Ravel, I’m a rebel bird
Ellie Ron-Ron on the Optigan
And I smote the Vikings like Louis the Third
More bacon than the pan can handle
More bacon than the, I love the- man
More bacon than the pan can handle
That man, that man
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
More bacon than the pan can ha-
More, more bacon than the pan can handle
(Yes) What the squall flays, stimulating fall days
Phase parade and I made Tenille
I flex the feel unreal like the Trishelle
Nikki, Krell, bottom of a well, Murakami
Mahoney, salami, salami
Get rich, dig kitsch, dig a ditch, ha
Edamame, Svetlana Alexeivich
More, mo-more, mo-more, more
More bacon than the pan can handle
More bacon than the pan can handle
That man, that, man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
More bacon than the pan can handle
I love the- man
More bacon than the pan can handle
More bacon than the, that, that, man
More bacon than the pan can handle
More bacon than the pan can handle
More bacon than the pan can handle
More, more, more, more, more, more, more, more
More bacon than the pan can handle
«There's a little gift to it.»
«That's pretty good.»