Lyrics Planet Purge Pt. 2 - Midnight Tyrannosaurus, EH!DE

Planet Purge Pt. 2

Morty, agh!
A fucking Amish bitch shot me!
She tried to purge me, Morty
You let your wiener do the walking and now I’m dead
Rick!
She took the car!
Are you fucking kidding me Morty?
She took my car and the gun
We’re like the rest of these assholes now
We’re gonna get purged Morty
Help me up
Oh geez, geez
Wait a minute Rick, why don’t we just use your portal gun
It’s in the car, dip-ass
Heads up, rapists
Well don’t just stand there Morty
Purge 'em
Wait, stop!
Please don’t kill me
I never intended to harm you I swear
I am trying to end the festival
What do you mean
I was going to use your ship to destroy the rich assholes that run our society
And save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival
Fuck that, Rick!
We gotta kill her
Kill her
What-
Kill her!
Geez, Morty purge it down a little
Purge, don’t purge
You’re sending me mixed messages, Rick!
Morty you’re acting like a freaking lunatic, calm down
Screw you Rick!
I’ll purge you too you old rickety piece of crap
This has been a long time coming
I’m gonna rip your fucking guts out and smear them all over your face!
Oh man
What are you doing?
A sequel
Just hit a button, Morty
Gimme a beat
Oh geez, geez
Disqualified
Boo!
Geez, wow Morty
Now you’re getting into it
Hey you know what Morty
Why don’t we christen our squeaky clean windshield here
By watching a little of this purge through it
What?!
No, what is your problem?!
Morty, grow up
If you don’t wanna watch, don’t watch
But it’s my car, so
Also if you tell your Mom about this I’ll purge you
You’re the worst
And this planet is the worst
How can you be into this?
You know, people are gonna kill each other
So what
You trying to sit here and tell me that if there’s a video online with someone
getting decapitated you don’t click on it?
No. why would I do that?
You do that?
I don’t, because it would bore me
I see shit like that for breakfast, Morty
But if you don’t do it, I say it’s because of your own primal instincts
So you stuff 'em down and-
Oh, oh!
Shh, shh, it’s starting!
Oh ho ho, here we go!
I’m not watching
Yeah yeah, your medal’s in the mail
I’ma get a closer look
Oh ok, sure
And then someone’s gonna throw a rock and hit the car
And then we’re gonna crash and we’re gonna be stuck out there and it’s gonna be
what we deserve
Yawn
That was… ok, yeah
That was gross
What are you doing?
Just hit a button, Morty
Gimme a beat
Disqualified
Oh geez, geez
Geez, wow Morty
Now you’re getting into it