| If we could talk to the animals
|
| Just imagine chatting to a chimp in chimpanzee
|
| Imagine talking to a tiger
|
| Chatting to a cheetah
|
| What a neat achievement it would be
|
| If we could talk to the animals
|
| Learn their languages
|
| Maybe take an animal degree
|
| We’d study elephant and eagle
|
| Buffalo and beagle
|
| Alligator, guinea pig, and flea
|
| We would converse in polar bear and python
|
| And we would curse in fluent kangaroo
|
| If people asked us, «Can you speak rhinoceros?»
|
| We’d say, «Of course-erous, can’t you?»
|
| If we conferred with our furry friends, man to animal
|
| Think of all the things we could discuss
|
| If we could walk with the animals
|
| Talk with the animals
|
| Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals
|
| And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to us
|
| We would converse in polar bear and python
|
| And we would curse in fluent kangaroo
|
| If people asked us, «Can you speak rhinoceros?»
|
| We’d say, «Of course-erous, can’t you?»
|
| If we conferred with our furry friends, man to animal
|
| Think of all the things we could discuss
|
| If we could walk with the animals
|
| Talk with the animals
|
| Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals
|
| And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to us |