| Your suitcase is sitting on my porch
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| Waiting there for you since 1994
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| Every since you moved in with me and my mama and daddy
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| You made me such a happy girl
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| When you told me that you loved me on the tilt a whirl
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| But every since our wedding day you been threatening to leave me
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| I m working at the diner to pay all of the bills
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| I try to keep you in cologne and all your vitamin pills
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| But nothing s ever good enough
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| Say goodbye, Samsonite You keep telling me you re fed up, but then you want to
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| make up
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| Samsonite, Don t make me cry anymore
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| I m getting kinda rusted, cause my heart has gotten busted
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| And I know that you got leaving on your mind all the time
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| Mama said that I should try to be
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| A little more patient, honey, wait and see
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| Daddy said that I shouldn t let you treat me like an open swinging door screen
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| Honey, I love you like I did back then
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| But it hurts me so, and I can t pretend it don t
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| Matter to me anymore so I guess we better hire an attorney
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| I bought you a ticket on the next gray hound
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| Headed down to Opelika, and I m city bound
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| Cause you were never good enough
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| Say goodbye, Samsonite
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| You keep on telling me you re leaving, babe, you best believe it
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| Samsonite, Don t make me cry anymore
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| I m feeling kinda relieved, cause I know you re gonna leave me alone
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| Now that I got leaving on my mind all the time, all the time
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| Well, go ahead and pack it up! |