| There’s a party in my honor at my house, tonight
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| A few of my ol' drinking buddies will be droppin' by
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| They’ll come to celebrate my graduation
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| After eight long years of higher education
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| Here’s to me, I finally passed the bar
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| As I drove by that ol' honky tonk still tuggin' at my heart
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| I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard
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| I can’t believe at last, I finally passed the bar
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| I’ve got an awful lot of memories that I can’t recall
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| But I know from those old stories, I must have had a ball
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| Well, with the money that I spent on my tuition
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| What would you do hoss?
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| Well, I could retire and spend the rest of my life fishin', oh well
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| Here’s to me, I finally passed the bar
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| As I drove by that ol' honky tonk still tuggin' at my heart
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| I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard
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| I can’t believe at last, I finally passed the bar
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| I was first in my class to the bottom of a glass
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| But it was killin' me, tell me about it
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| I used to get loaded
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| But now I’ve been voted most likely to succeed |
| Here’s to me, I finally passed the bar
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| As I drove by that ol' honky tonk still tuggin' at my heart
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| I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard
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| Well, I can’t believe at last, I finally passed the bar
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| I can’t believe at last, I finally passed the bar
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| Congratulations |