| There prospector came this morning
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| Looking for holes in the ground
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| I asked him quite politely
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| 'What on earth is going down?'
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| And he says 'Down in the ground
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| There’s a hole I think we found, my friend'
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| The driver, he came later
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| At least he hadn’t gone far
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| The other went to weather, following a star
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| And holding his heavy load
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| From where we were to where we are, my friend
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| And a farmer comes in roody faced
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| From a winter field
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| His collars up, his hat is down
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| His features for the shield
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| He’s pacing out his acres, working out the yield
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| My friend
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| The teacher she comes out from school unsteady on her feet
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| I wish that she would learn to drink a Whiskey not so neat
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| Her wayward ways force her to change
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| Her legs in for a seat, my friend
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| And the preacher, he comes in from the cold
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| His wisdom to disperse
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| And I listen to his sermon
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| But he’s making matters worse
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| From what he says we’ve got no chance
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| Of heaven here on earth, my friend |