| You poured the brandy, baby, dressed the tree |
| I got the table looking Christmassy |
| Wrapped up presents, lit all the lights up, it’s true |
| What can be wrong with all this right? |
| Somebody’s light is not so bright |
| One thing here could use some cheer, and that’s you |
| Ah, because everyone you know and everyone you don’t |
| Are wearing Christmas sweaters, so it’s crazy that you won’t |
| Ah, put your Christmas sweater on, it’s got to be done |
| The uglier, the better, hon', don’t be the only one |
| You’ll light up everybody’s faces |
| And, babe, you know the time has come |
| (Come on, come on, come on) |
| Play along, play along and get your Christmas sweater on |
| It doesn’t matter if you don’t look cool |
| Everybody’s following the Christmas rule |
| Remember December, forget everything that you know |
| Oh, you gotta try to put your pride on pause |
| Show a little reindeer or some Santa Claus |
| Ain’t no hiding, time has come to go |
| To get your sweater, baby, 'cause I just can’t wait |
| So come and join the party now before it gets too late, yeah |
| Ah, put your Christmas sweater on, it’s got to be done |
| Oh, the uglier, the better, hon', don’t be the only one |
| You’ll light up everybody’s faces |
| And, babe, you know the time has come |
| (Come on, come on, come on) |
| Play along, play along and get your Christmas sweater on |
| Oh, let’s go! |
| Yeah, babe! |
| Ah, put your Christmas sweater on, it’s got to be done (Put it on, put it on) |
| Oh, the uglier, the better, hon', don’t be the only one |
| You’ll light up everybody’s faces |
| And, babe, you know the time has come |
| (Come on, come on, come on) |
| Play along, play along and get a Christmas sweater on |