| I’ve created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
|
| see Marshall no more they want Shady I’m chopped liver
|
| well if you want Shady, this is what I’ll give ya
|
| a little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
|
| some vodka that’ll jumpstart my heart quicker than a
|
| shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I’m not cooperating
|
| when I’m rocking the table while he’s operating (hey!)
|
| you waited this long now stop debating 'cause I’m back,
|
| I’m on the rag and ovulating
|
| I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband’s heart problem’s
|
| complicating
|
| So the FCC won’t let me be or let me be me so let me see
|
| they tried to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without me
|
| So come on dip, bum on your lips fuck that,
|
| cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready 'cause this shit’s about
|
| to get heavy
|
| I just settled all my lawsuits Fuck
|
| YOU DEBBIE!
|
| Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
|
| 'Cause we need a little controversy,
|
| 'Cause it feels so empty without me
|
| Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
|
| embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
|
| they start feeling like prisoners, helpless,
|
| 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells «bitch»
|
| Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
|
| 'Cause we need a little controversy,
|
| 'Cause it feels so empty without me
|
| Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
|
| embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
|
| they start feeling like prisoners, helpless,
|
| 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells «bitch»
|
| A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, polluting the air waves
|
| a rebel
|
| so just let me revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
|
| and it’s a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass
|
| you ask for me?
|
| Well I’m back fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I’m gonna
|
| enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
|
| The center of attention back for the winter
|
| I’m interesting, the best thing since wrestling
|
| Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
|
| Testing «Attention Please"feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
|
| here’s my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
|
| A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
|
| A tisk-it a task-it, I’ll go tit for tat with anybody who’s talking this shit,
|
| that shit.
|
| Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked
|
| worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards, and Moby
|
| you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
|
| You don’t know me, you’re too old let go its over, nobody listens to techno
|
| Now let’s go, just give me the signal I’ll be there with a whole list full of
|
| new insults
|
| I’ve been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since
|
| Prince turned himself into a symbol
|
| But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
|
| So this must mean I’m disgusting, but its just me I’m just obscene
|
| Though I’m not the first king of controversy
|
| I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to do Black Music so selfishly
|
| and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
|
| there’s a concept that works
|
| 20 million other white rappers emerge
|
| but no matter how many fish in the sea it’d be so empty without me |