| If you find yourself in lock up
|
| Write a song about a jail
|
| And if you set your boat on fire
|
| In the middle of a gale
|
| If you lose your only lover
|
| Go find something sweet and soft
|
| And laugh it off
|
| Ha ha ha ha, laugh it off
|
| If a joke about the police don’t go over with a bang
|
| If you tell them you’re a singer
|
| They don’t like the way you sing
|
| Then get yourself an attorney
|
| Go out and play some golf
|
| And laugh it off
|
| Ha ha ha, laugh it off
|
| Hey, don’t get mad when you lose at 21
|
| Just roll the dice and go on having fun
|
| And get some humble marijuana
|
| Guaranteed to make you cough
|
| And laugh it off
|
| Ha ha, laugh it off, son
|
| If you get yourself a ticket
|
| Second one in thirty days
|
| And the courthouse can’t find records
|
| For the ones already paid
|
| If you should get pneumonia
|
| With an ever-lasting cough
|
| Laugh it off
|
| Ha ha
|
| Hey, don’t get mad when you lose at 21
|
| Just roll the dice and go on having fun
|
| And get some humble marijuana
|
| Guaranteed to make you cough
|
| And laugh it off
|
| (ha ha ha)
|
| (Here comes Don. He’s had some, he’s had some)
|
| Well…
|
| Don’t get mad when you lose at 21
|
| Just roll the dice and go on having fun
|
| And get yourself a good attorney
|
| Take him out and play some golf
|
| And laugh it off
|
| Ha ha, laugh it off
|
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha |