| Tommy took a walk one day
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| Found himself on west third and broadway
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| Took a cab to midtown, times square
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| Met a girl he knows called tessa there
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| Tess, he said, i don’t understand
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| How they grow tomatoes in a can
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| Tess, he said, now wait a while
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| My teeth don’t glitter when i smile
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| Well she had problems with his personal hygiene
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| And the coffee he drinks is full of caffeine
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| She said tommy take a bath for me
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| You stink, i’ll scrub you till you’re squeakly clean
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| Tess, he said, i don’t understand
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| How they grow tomatoes in a can
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| Tess, he said, now wait a while
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| My teeth don’t glitter when i smile |