| You're always aiming paper
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| Airplanes at me when you're around
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| You build me up like building blocks
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| Just so you can bring me down
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| You can crush my candy cane
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| But you'll never catch me cry
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| If you dangle that diploma
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| And I deck you,
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| Don't be surprised
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| I know my ABC's,
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| Yet you keep teaching me
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| I say, fuck your
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| Degree, alphabet boy
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| You think you're smarter than me
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| With all your bad poetry
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| Fuck all your ABC's,
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| Alphabet boy
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| I'm not a little kid now
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| Watch me get big now
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| Spell my name on the fridge now
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| With all your alphabet toys
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| You won the spelling bee now
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| But are you smarter than me now?
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| You're the prince of the playground
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| Little alphabet boy
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| Apples aren't an always appropriate apologies
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| Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me
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| You call me a child
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| while you keep counting all your coins
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| But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly
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| And your dictionary's destroyed
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| I know my ABC's,
|
| Yet you keep teaching me
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| I say, fuck your
|
| Degree, alphabet boy
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| You think you're smarter than me
|
| With all your bad poetry
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| Fuck all your ABC's,
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| Alphabet boy
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| I'm not a little kid now
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| Watch me get big now
|
| Spell my name on the fridge now
|
| With all your alphabet toys
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| You won the spelling bee now
|
| But are you smarter than me now?
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| You're the prince of the playground
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| Little alphabet boy
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| Alphabet boy
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| My alphabet boy
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| Alphabet boy
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| Alphabet boy
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| My alphabet boy
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| Ooh-ooh
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| I'm not a little kid now
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| Watch me get big now
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| Spell my name on the fridge now
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| With all your alphabet toys
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| You won the spelling bee now
|
| But are you smarter than me now?
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| You're the prince of the playground
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| Little alphabet boy |