| If you don’t look you won’t see
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| Everybody is Hercules
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| If you don’t watch you won’t be cool
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| And nobody will like you
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| You just experienced the latest invention
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| In a place that’s too miserable to mention
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| And someone did some things to you just the other day
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| That are just too dirty for me to want to say
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| Well you just experienced the latest thing
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| I know it’s just another thing
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| Just when you think that you’re safe and alone
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| There comes a big, fat zombie with a taste for your tail-bone
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| If you don’t look you won’t see
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| Everybody is Hercules
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| If you don’t watch you won’t be cool
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| And nobody will like you
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| You got a problem?
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| I think I got a problem
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| I’ve just been molested by a prehistoric goblin
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| From Mars with a Martian eyeball
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| And it’s just like a jelly fish nailed to a wall
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| If you don’t look you won’t see
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| Everybody is Hercules
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| If you don’t watch you won’t be cool
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| And nobody will like you
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| I see a spider-man vigorously jumping
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| Up and down on a little pink dumpling
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| Never-Never Land sparkles in the midst
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| Of the dust of a table being beaten by an ape fist
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| If you don’t look you won’t see
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| Everybody is Hercules
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| If you don’t watch you won’t be cool
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| And nobody will like you
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| If you don’t look you won’t see
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| Everybody is Hercules
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| If you don’t watch you won’t be cool
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| And nobody will like you |