
Date of issue: 31.12.2005
Song language: English
Wasted Youth |
I remember everything! |
I remember every little thing as if it only happened yesterday |
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a fender guitar |
I don’t remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster |
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome, and a voice like a horny angel |
I don’t remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster |
But I do remember that it wasn’t at all easy |
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords |
And the precise angle from which to strike! |
The guitar bled for about a week afterwards |
And the blood was zoot, dark and rich, like wild berries |
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red |
The guitar bled for about a week afterwards |
But it rung out beautifully |
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before |
So I took my guitar |
And I smashed it against the wall |
I smashed it against the floor |
I smashed it againt the body of a varsity cheerleader |
Smashed it against the hood of a car |
Smashed it against a 1981 Harley-Davidson |
The Harley howled in pain |
The guitar howled in heat |
And I ran upstairs to my parents bedroom |
Mummy and Daddy were sleeping quietly in the moonlight |
Slowly I opened the door |
Creeping into the shadows right up to the foot of their bed |
I raised the guitar high above my head |
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the center of |
the bed |
My father woke up, screaming «STOP!» |
«Wait a minute, stop it boy! |
What do you think you’re doing?» |
«That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!» |
And I said «God damn it, Daddy!» |
«You know I love you, but you’ve got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock 'n' |
Roll!» |
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