Lyrics Want Ads One - Meat Beat Manifesto

Want Ads One

Wanted: names and addresses of people who will pay for a religious revival to
sweep through Arizona.
Minon, please contact me.
I love you.
Have four inventions, if I had money to develop them.
Come and see me.
I will share with you.
Valencia-four-nine-one-nine-eight.
For rent: two rooms.
160 Eddie Street.
For one person only.
No cooking.
No smoking.
No drinking, dogs or children.
References required.
Apply in person.
Cheap!
I offer permanent space in a tomb.
Never used.
Write box mf.
Capricorn: this is your day to get together with higher-ups.
Tell them your ambitions.
Then follow recommendations given and you soar upwards, rapidly.
Fine day for paying bills.
PS — enjoy romance.
Be happy!
Man and wife, both nurses, wish to take crippled people in home.
Our ambition is to rehabilitate.
Call overland-two-five-one-two-three.
Meet new friends your own age.
Write The Hard Luck Club, Oakland.
Our motto: no time like the pleasant!
Jim Gilson: please phone your mother from Denver — Dad.
Whippet puppies.
Poetry in motion.
Dogs.
Dog worlds.
Fastest.
Most elegant.
West-one-two-two-five-five.
Person seeing little girl hit by auto Monday, October 14th, 4: 30 AM,
Folsum and Howard Street.
Call market-five-three-three-four-five.
Baby budgie.
Guranteed to talk.
We stand behind our budgie.
Need partner to partner to read nucleometer from rear seat of airplane while
prospecting for uranium.
Box-PF.
Graying at the temples only adds to the attractiveness of this 6'1″
Ohio State College, 49 year-old business man.
He’d like to meet a fun-loving girl in her early 40s.
555 Sutter Street.
Will pay good price for instrument imitating snores.
Call after 10 AM only.
Yukon-two-two-two-two-two.