| I get up in the evening, curse my mama’s name
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| catch my reflection, what a zitty shame!
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| Then the beer starts flowing, I get a tiny taste
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| I go into the zone and couldn’t care if the world
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| took a shit on my face
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| ah ah ah it' s always gonna be the same
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| ah ah ah you know I never learned to change
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| I’d rather live in a trash can
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| than hang around this place
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| My whole record collection
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| makes me think of your shitty fa-ace
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| then something funny happens
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| and I’m Keanu Reeves
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| my hearts doin' back flips
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| I wouldn’t stay in tonight in my wildest dreams
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| ah ah ah it' s always gonna be the same
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| ah ah ah you know I never learned to change
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| so why-I? |
| Must I be-e?
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| Such a yo-yo? |
| A total yo-yo
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| What was i thinking? |
| Can’t stand my style
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| I’d better off, man in a garbage pile
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| then you’re on my porch and I start to feel insane
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| let’s take it to da bar man
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| I haven’t lost my mind in 1 whole day!
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| ah ah ah it' s always gonna be the same
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| ah ah ah you know I never learned to change
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| So why must I be such a yo-yo?
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| A total yo-yo I don’t know!
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| I know-o I’m a yo-yo
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| I know it’s true, I do |