Lyrics Final Showdown - Maya Rudolph, Rupert Everett

Final Showdown

I wait alone up here
I’m trapped another day
Locked up here please set me free
My new life I almost see
A castle you and me…
Yes, a castle you and me Tiz I, Tiz I upon my regal steed
Princess my love at last you shall be free
I’m strong, and brave and dashing my way there
With speed, with might, with soft and bouncy hair
Through the blistering desert
Across the stormier sea
Facing creatures so vile
So you can gaze upon me I knew you’d come for me and now we finally meet
I knew you’d wait and from my plate of love you’d eat
Who is this terribly ugly fiend who so rudely intervened?
Will Charming fight or will he flee
Oh please rescue me From this monstrosity
Fear thee not honey lamb
I will slice this thing up like a ham