Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mistletoe Meltdown, artist - Matthew Parker. Album song Irwin's Christmas Collection, in the genre Date of issue: 31.10.2019
Record label: Drom
Song language: English
Mistletoe Meltdown |
| I was ten years old, waiting on Christmas Day |
| I could hardly wait, it was just one week away |
| And there were Christmas parties every couple days |
| With all my relatives so old, they got one foot in the grave |
| I was ten years old, waiting on Christmas Day |
| I was happier than Santa in his sleigh |
| When all of a sudden, Uncle John pointed out there was mistletoe |
| Right above me, then my Great-Aunt Betty |
| She leaned in for a kiss and I was mortified |
| My whole ten years of life flashed right before my eyes |
| And I said |
| Get that mistletoe away from me |
| I don’t wanna kiss nobody |
| Get your face away from me |
| No, no, no-no-no |
| Get that mistletoe away from me |
| Ain’t nobody want no cooties |
| I don’t wanna kiss nobody |
| No, no, no-no-no |
| I don’t wanna kiss nobody |
| No, no, no-no-no |
| I was ten years old, waiting on Christmas Day |
| As a ten-year-old, my face needed some space |
| So no offense to loving aunts, give your poor Matthew a chance |
| And just don’t kiss me, I’ll get PTSD |
| She leaned in for a kiss and I was mortified (I was mortified) |
| I’m sorry, ancient lady, but I would rather die (I would rather die) |
| And I said |
| Get that mistletoe away from me |
| I don’t wanna kiss nobody |
| Get your face away from me |
| No, no, no-no-no |
| Get that mistletoe away from me |
| Ain’t nobody want no cooties |
| I don’t wanna kiss nobody |
| No, no, no-no-no |
| Oh, no |
| I don’t wanna kiss nobody, no, no, no |
| No, no, no-no-no |
| All I want for Christmas is peace on earth and no kisses |
| And who on earth am I kidding, lots and lots of presents |
| But if I can’t have all this, I’ll settle for no kisses |
| This year, ooh |
| Get that mistletoe away from me |
| I don’t wanna kiss nobody |
| Get your face away from me |
| No, no, no-no-no |
| Get that mistletoe away from me |
| Ain’t nobody want no cooties |
| I don’t wanna kiss nobody |
| No, no, no-no-no |
| Oh, no |
| I don’t wanna kiss nobody, nobody |
| No, no, no-no-no |
| Oh, no |
| I don’t wanna kiss nobody |
| I don’t wanna kiss nobody |
| No, no, no-no-no |