Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Greatest Comedian, artist - Matt Maltese. Date of issue: 07.06.2018
Song language: English
Greatest Comedian |
| You’re the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store |
| You’re the highest quality hardwood door |
| You’re the final wartime piece of bread |
| You once told me that you hate the shaven head |
| I want you so |
| And God must be the greatest comedian I know |
| To put you so far away |
| He put you so far away |
| There are «Davids"and «Janets"everywhere |
| There are juveniles with the blondest hair |
| There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash |
| There are people like me, the whitest trash |
| I want you so |
| And God must be the greatest comedian I know |
| To put you so far away |
| He put you so far away |
| I have heard |
| That Jesus was a very handsome girl |
| If she were |
| I’d bet she’d look something like you now |
| I have heard |
| That some people feel the Earth is flat |
| But if it were |
| How come I don’t see you anywhere |
| How come I don’t see you any… |
| I want you so |
| And God must be the greatest comedian I know |
| To put you so far away |
| He put you so far away |
| I want you so |
| And God must be the greatest comedian I know |
| To put you so far away |
| He put you so far away |