Lyrics Ballad of Verdun Hayes - Massive Wagons

Ballad of Verdun Hayes

Everybody riot, control yourselves
Everybody riot‚ sit down please
Everybody riot‚ do as you’re told
Everybody riot‚ you’re far too old
Verdun Hayes jumps out of a plane
That man’s a hundred and one
Still goin' strong
Does what he wants
He listens a to no one
The man’s a machine
Lean and he’s mean
A thousand lives won’t see what he seen
No ball games, everybody riot
Compensation claims, everybody riot
Keep well back‚ everybody riot
The flowers attack
Everybody down hit the floor
My shoes are untied somebody write a report
Everybody back up on your feet, everybody riot quietly
Verdun Hayes jumps out of a plane
That man’s a hundred and one
Still goin' strong
Does what he wants
He listens a to no one
The man’s a machine
Lean and he’s mean
A thousand lives won’t see what he seen
Health and safety sub section 3 stipulates no fun at all times
We’re not here to ruin your party just here to make sure you’re alright…
Verdun Hayes jumps out of a plane
Verdun Hayes is at it again
Verdun, Verdun…
That man’s a hundred and one
Still goin' strong
Does what he wants
Listens to no one
The man’s a machine
Lean and he’s mean
A thousand lives won’t see what he’s seen
Do what you do dont what you wanna dont
Be the king of it all if you want if you want
There’s a world goin on outside those doors‚ whooa whoa
There’s a world goin on and it’s yours and it’s yours