| Do you play the keys? |
| I can play that
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| Do you play the sax? |
| I can play that too
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| Do you play the marimba? |
| I can play that
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| Do you play the cymbals? |
| I can play that too
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| Do you play the tuba? |
| I can play that
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| Do you play the trombone? |
| I can play that too
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| Do you play the trumpet? |
| Nah, Brasstracks
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| But if we talkin' harpsichord, I play that too 'cause
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| Everything’s every damn thing, I do everything, yeah (Yeah)
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| (I say) Everything’s every damn thing, I do everything, yeah (Yeah)
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| 'Cause I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap
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| I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap
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| Just because everything’s every damn thing, I do everything, yeah
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| (Hol' up)
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| Uh, 23 with a money tree
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| (Uh, yeah, listen) Sixth grade, met a girl, got curved, kinda hurt,
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| but I learned she loved that sax
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| Begged mom and I learned got good, real good, first chair and I got her back
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| Self-taught radio every day 'til the day that girl stopped lovin' me
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| So I say, «Why you stop?» |
| She said, «Jamie Foxx funny, man» and I played those
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| keys
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| So I played those keys
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| Snuck into church and I slayed those keys
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| Kicked outta class 'cause they hatin' on me
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| Never let a man put a grade on me
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| I just want her heart
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| I don’t care about that grade or thing, I just need that girl near me
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| So I learned and I learned, I swear I’m the best ever
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| I swear I’ma let it, I’ma get whatever I want, girl, I say that
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| (Everything's every damn thing I do everything, yeah)
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| 23 with a money tree
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| (Everything's every damn thing I do everything, yeah)
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| Where’d the bass go? |
| Hit me
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| Everything’s every damn thing, I do everything, yeah
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| Everything’s every damn thing, I do everything yeah
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| Everything’s every damn thing. |
| I do everything yeah (Yeah)
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| I say, everything’s every damn thing, I do everything yeah (Yeah)
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| 'Cause I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap
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| I do this, I do that and they gon' dance and they gon' clap
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| Just because everything’s every damn thing, I do everything, yeah
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| Yeah, that’s right. |
| I did the beat, I did the singing, I did the sax,
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| I did the drums, the hi-hats, I did the triangle. |
| I done told you,
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| l I do it all. |
| Everything. |
| I’m the best ever. |
| Who cares what your favorite is?
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| I is now. |
| I did it. |
| Ooh. |
| Stop the song if you want. |
| If you a real fan you gon'
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| let me run it back. |
| 'Cause it’s my birthday. |
| 'Cause I’m 23. 'Cause I do what I
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| want. |
| I don’t want this on radio
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| Yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh
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| Just the fire
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| Do it again baby
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| I do everything
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| I do, I do, I, I do everything
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| I do, I do, I, I do everything (Yeah)
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| Do you play the drums? |
| I can play that
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| Do you play the violin? |
| I can play that too
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| What about harmonica? |
| I can play that
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| What’s good with the maracas? |
| I can play that too
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| How 'bout the xylophone? |
| I can play that
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| How 'bout electric guitar? |
| I can play that too
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| How 'bout the sousa-sousaphone? |
| I can play that
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| Didgeridoo and triangle? |
| I can play that too
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| Everything’s every damn thing, I do everything, yeah (Yeah)
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| (I say) Everything’s every damn thing, I do everything, yeah (Yeah)
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| 'Cause I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap
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| I do this, I do that, they gon' dance and they gon' clap
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| Just because everything’s every damn thing, I do everything, yeah
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| Yeah, it’s, uh, 23 years man. |
| It’s been fan-tan-tan-tastic, ah, I do what I
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| love for a living and it’s amazing. |
| I’m gonna go get a tattoo. |
| If my mom hears
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| that, I’m not getting a tattoo, I’m going to get a Bible protector for my Bible
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| to make sure it doesn’t get rained on. |
| All right, gotta, gotta go.
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| Send me money 'cause um, you know, that’s the—*vibration*
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| Whoop, whoop, that’s your girl calling, she’s in love with me. |
| But I am getting
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| a Bible protector 'cause I don’t even know how I got her number.
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| I don’t know, get out of my phone, get out of my phone, girl
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| Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho
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| (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho)
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| Hey-de-hey-de-hey-de-hey
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| (Hey-de-hey-de-hey-de-hey) |