| ANYTHING you can do, *I* can do better
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| HA!
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| I can do ANYTHING better than you
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| No you can’t
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| Yes I can
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| No you can’t
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| Yes I can
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| No you can’t
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| Yes I can Yes I can
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| Anything you can be I can be greater, sooner or later I’m greater than you
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| No you’re not
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| Yes I am
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| No you’re not
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| Yes I am
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| No you’re not
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| Yes I am Yes I am!
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| I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
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| I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
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| I can live on bread and cheese
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| And only on that?
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| Yep
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| You sound like a rat
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| Any note you can sing I can sing higher
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| I can sing any note higher than you
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| No you can’t
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| Yes I can
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| No you can’t
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| Yes I can
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| No you can’t
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| Yes I can
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| No you can’t
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| Yes I can!
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| How DO you sing that high?
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| I’m a GIRL
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| Anything you can say I can say softer
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| I can say anything softer than you
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| No you can’t
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| Yes I can
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| I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
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| I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
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| I can open any safe
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| Without being caught?
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| You bet
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| That’s what I thought, you crook
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| Any note you can hold I can hold longer
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| I can hold any note longer than you |
| No you can’t
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| Yes I can
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| No you can’t
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| Yes I can
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| No you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan’t
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| Yes I can Yes
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| Yes you can
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| Where do you keep all that air?
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| Uhh
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| Ohh
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| Anything you can say I can say faster
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| I can say anything faster than you
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| Noyoucan’t
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| YesIcan
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| I can jump a hurdle
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| I can wear a girdle
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| I can knit a sweater
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| I can fill it better
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| I can do most anything
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| Can you bake a pie?
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| No
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| Neither can I
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| Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
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| I can sing anything sweeter than you
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| No you can’t
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| Yes I can
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| No you can’t
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| Yes I can
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| No you can’t
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| Yes I can
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| No you can’t
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| Oh yes I can
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| No you can’t, can’t, can’t
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| Yes I can, can, can
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| No you caaaaannnnnnnnn’t
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| Yes I caaaaaannnnnnnnn’t |