Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Tea Bag Romeo, artist - Marvin Rainwater. Date of issue: 31.03.2019
Song language: English
Tea Bag Romeo |
| In every living room |
| There stands an idle groom |
| While all the housework goes to pot |
| We wonder what this rascal’s got |
| Who makes our faithful women simply swoon |
| As off to work we go, this much at least we’ll know |
| This lover’s just a tea bag Romeo |
| Though we’re a faithful group |
| We cannot live on soup |
| The stuff they buy, it’s such a savings |
| Only multiplies their cravings |
| Cracker, soup, and other goop |
| (Schmidt noodles) |
| Don’t underestimate his power |
| He can sell the leaning tower |
| I ought to know, I’ve got two tons of flour |
| Our lives he complicates, our wives he confiscates |
| And if we ever disagree on anything he says to be |
| We’ll find the cold potato on our plates |
| (Schmidt-aught noodles) |
| Don’t take offense at what a-we've done |
| The little song’s just in fun |
| For after all we love the sun-of-a-gun |