| Mary won the love of the young prince.
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| He limousine’d round to hers,
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| And stood in the garden of her London semi,
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| Sighing with the evening birds.
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| 'Oh marry me, Mary!
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| My heart is joined with thee.'
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| 'Well, I would, if I could, my prince.' |
| she said
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| 'But our families would never agree'.
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| So off to college Mary went,
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| where she had a lover or four.
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| And though she was a writer of poems,
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| for rent she would sweep the floor.
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| 'And how are you, Mary?'
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| The young prince would think from time to time.
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| He was introduced to a Cheltenham lady
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| And the bells they were set to chime.
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| Three nights before the royal wedding,
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| The prince went to a swanky London bar.
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| And there on a stage was his own sweet Mary,
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| Singing out her little heart.
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| 'Is it you out there, my handsome prince?'
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| Ten years could not break that stare.
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| And his body guards tried to rush him away.
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| 'Hold fast you', he said, 'just you dare!'
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| 'Oh dance with me, Mary'
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| And they spun around the Vaudeville Dome.
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| As the barman swept up,
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| Mary slipped away,
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| And she smiled on the night bus home.
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| Hmm hmm hmm
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| hmm hmm hmm
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| 'Twas on the daytime TV show.
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| Mary heard the wedding was off.
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| And there in the garden of her London semi,
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| Stood her lover, bold toff.
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| 'Marry me, Mary.
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| The only princess I know lies within'
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| 'Well, we’ll see about marriage', Mary said,
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| 'But I’ll happily live in sin
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| with you, my prince
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| with you my, my, my prince'. |