| Valerie you put me on the rack
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| Valerie youll give me a heart attack
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| You say that Im history
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| You say Im no good
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| Then you want to be like two babes in the wood
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| Thats what I wouldnt call playing to the gallery
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| I keep waiting, waiting, waiting for valerie
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| Valerie why dont you put that down
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| Valerie youre gonna choke and drown
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| If you dont give up off this junk food jag
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| Theyre gonna take you home in a body bag
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| I cant stand to see one more calorie
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| I keep waiting, waiting, waiting for valerie
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| Well Im soft in the head and I give her hard cash
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| She spends all my money on junk and trash
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| Nylon fur and plastic shoes
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| And fifty-seven things shes never gonna use
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| Never, never gonna use… valerie
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| Shes got a figure like this, lips like that
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| Red fingernails, teeth like a cat
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| I know shes going to be the ruin of me Shes got me running on nervous energy
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| Runnin on nervous energy
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| Valerie she wants to move out of town
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| Valerie she wants the money down
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| Valerie she wants leopard skin this and tiger skin that
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| Matching luggage and a matching hat
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| I cant afford her on my salary
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| I keep waiting, waiting, waiting for valerie
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| I keep waiting, waiting, waiting for valerie |