| Winnifred: Actually, my full name is 'Winnifred the Woebegone', but Winnifred
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| is a little too formal. |
| You can call me by my nickname.
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| Dauntless: Winnie?
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| Winnifred: Fred.
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| Dauntless: Fred. |
| What a beautiful name. |
| So straight, so strong, so… you.
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| I like you, Fred, I like you.
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| Winnifred: You’re just saying those words to be kind-
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| Dauntless: No, I mean it, I like, I mean I love you, Fred!
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| Winnifred: He is out of his midieval mind!
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| Dauntless: I’m perfectly sane and sound!
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| I’ve never felt better in my life!
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| Everybody, everybody, everybody come!
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| And meet my incipient wife!
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| I’m in love with a girl named Fred
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| My reasons must be clear
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| When she shows you all how strong she is, you’ll stand right up and cheer!
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| Knights and Ladies: With an F and an R and an E and a D and and F-R-E-D Fred!
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| Yay!
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| Dauntless: I’m in love with a girl named Fred! |
| She drinks just like a lord.
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| So, come sing a merry drinking song and let the wine be poured!
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| Knights and Ladies: Fill the bowl to overflowing, raise the goblet high! |
| With an F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D Fred! |
| Yay!
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| Dauntless: I’m in love with a girl named Fred. |
| She sings just like a bird.
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| You’ll be left completely speechless when her gentle voice is heard!
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| Winnifred: *sings*
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| Knights and Ladies: Fill the bowl to overflowing, raise the goblet high!
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| With an F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D Fred! |
| Yay!
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| Dauntless: I’m in love with a girl named Fred. |
| She wrestles like a Greek.
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| You will clap your hand in wonder at her fabulous tecnique!
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| Winnifred: *sings*
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| Knights and Ladies: Fill the bowl to overflowing, raise the goblet high!
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| With an F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D Fred! |
| Yay!
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| Dantless: I’m in ove with a girl named Fred! |
| She dances with such grace!
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| You are bound to sing her praises til you’re purple in the face!
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| Knights and Ladies: Bravo, bravo, bravissimo! |
| Bravo, bravissimo!
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| Winnifred: *sings wildly*
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| Knights and Ladies: Fill the bowl to overflowing, raise the goblet high!
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| With and F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D Fred! |
| Yay! |
| Dauntless: I’m in ove with a girl named Fred! |
| She’s musical to boot!
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| She will set your feet a-tapping when she plays upon her lute!
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| Winnifred: *plays lute*
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| Knights and Ladies: Bravo, bravo, bravissimo!
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| Bravo, bravissimo!
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| Winnifred: *sings without control*
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| Knights and Ladies: Fill the bowl to overflowing, raise the goblet high!
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| With and F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D Fred! |
| Yay!
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| Dauntless: I’m in love with a girl named Fred, a clever clownish wit.
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| When she does her funny pantomime your sides are sure to split!
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| Knights and Ladies: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho, ho, ha, ha, ha, ha, ho!
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| Bravo, bravo bravissimo, bravo, bravissimo!
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| Winnifred: *sings with wild, alcoholic abandon*
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| Knights and Ladies: Fill the bowl to overflowing, raise the goblet high!
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| With an F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D Fred! |
| Yay!
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| Dauntless: I’m in love with a girl…
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| Knights and Ladies: He’s in love with a girl named F-R-E-D…
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| Winnifred: YEEEE-HOOOO!
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| Knights and Ladies:…Fred! |