| Just went downtown and got a blood test
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| Out at my country house there was a rat’s nest
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| Between the ceiling and the roof and it’s a nuisance
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| Gonna lay down now 'cause all this stuff has me stressed
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| Some people like to have their thirst quenched
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| After eating garlic naan and tandoori chicken breast
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| Some women want marriage and a white wedding dress
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| Some women are happy with a pearl necklace and are very very low maintenance
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| Each has the right to their own preference
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| As to which one of these pictures is more picturesque
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| What’s glamorous to you, another may detest
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| What you find appealing, another may find grotesque
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| Some girls like guys who wear pleated suits and pant vests
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| Some guys like girls who wear push-up bras and fishnets
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| Some girls flirt with guys who play baseball for the New York Mets
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| Some guys flirt with girls who work at shoe store outlets
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| Some people in this world live in high-rise apartments
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| While others are sleeping in alleys in their own vomit and piss
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| Some guys in this world are honorable Vietnam vets
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| Some guys in this world are on America’s most wanted list
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| And this is where I draw the line and I get fucking pissed
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| Girl hangs herself when a fucking photo of her molested naked body
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| Gets posted by some high school students
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| And now hear this y’all, Facebook coasted this
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| And if you support Facebook, that’s your own fucking business
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| Some people have different objects on the back of their toilet
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| Some have a toothbrush maybe, or some hand soap, or a tube of Crest
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| Some people have a copy of the Bible or Reader’s Digest
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| Some have a bottle of castor oil and each day one spoonful they ingest
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| Some moms spread Vicks Vaporub on their son’s chest
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| And some sons say, «Hey mom, I didn’t know you liked me like this»
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| Did that I line I just sing offend you?
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| If you say yes, well don’t blame me, I stole it from Adam Sandler
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| From one of his SNL skits
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| Some people wake up to a tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet twitter mess
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| Some old people wake up to a lot of emails sent to their Gmail address
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| Some people wake up to a smartphone full of texts
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| If you play guitar in a pretty cool band
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| Well, a few of those texts might be sexts
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| Some things I say are very serious
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| And some things I say are totally in jest
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| Do I like my catfish po-boy dry or extra dressed?
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| If you don’t know the answer to that
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| Then you flunked the «I know everything about Mark Kozelek» test
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| Everyone in this world is on their own quest
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| Some people are Scientologists
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| Some people are agnostic and some are atheist
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| Myself, I’m none of the above, I’m a guitarist and a vocalist
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| Some people in this world are militant feminists
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| Some people in this world are white supremacists
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| Some people in this world are anarchist
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| Some people in this world are male chauvinists
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| Some people believe in Bigfoot and the Loch Ness
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| Some people believe in OJ Simpson’s innocence
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| Some people believe the future is in the hands of Mike Pence
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| Some people believe Christmas is the birthday of a man named Jesus
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| Some kids go to college and want to become a podiatrist
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| Some kids don’t go to college at all and strive to be famous artists
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| Some kids go to college and want to become a anesthesiologist
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| Some kids don’t go to college at all and want to become successful novelists
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| Some people’s favorite band is A Tribe Called Quest
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| Some people’s favorite member of KISS is Peter Criss
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| Some people’s favorite John Denver album is his greatest hits
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| Some people still talk for hours and hours about Sketches of Spain by Miles
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| Davis
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| Some people are having a midlife crisis
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| Some believe every headline they see on CNN and it makes them anxious
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| Some people are self-obsessed and they’re called narcissists
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| Some people don’t believe in themselves and consider their lives meaningless
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| I don’t believe in a lot but I believe in this
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| There’s so much hatred in this world and it ain’t in our best interest
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| To keep spreading it like wildfire or a cancerous cyst
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| It’s oozing through the air like napalm mist
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| Let’s show each other love
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| Fuck hate culture, let’s rise above |
| Let’s come together and show each other love
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| Come on, let’s show each other love
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| Fuck hate culture, let’s rise above
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| Come on, come on, come on, come on
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| Let’s show each other love
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| Fuck hate culture, let’s rise above
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| Let’s come together, show each other love
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| Come on, come on, let’s show each other love
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| Fuck hate culture, let’s rise above
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| Come on, come on, come on, let’s show each other love
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| Fuck hate culture, let’s rise above
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| Come on, come on, let’s come together and show each other love
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| Fuck hate culture, let’s rise above
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| Let’s show each other love
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| Come on, come on, show each other love
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| Come on, come on, come on, let’s show each other love
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| Fuck hate culture, let’s rise above
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| Let’s come together, show each other love
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| Let’s come together, show each other love
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| Let’s come together and show each other love
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| Woke up in my bed today
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| Was not much to do
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| The sun shining brightly through
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| The cracks between the window and curtain sills
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| I woke up today
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| June, June, June, June
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| I needed a plan so I went to the store and bought a gift for you
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| Then I walked down through the streets in Chinatown
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| Looked at the colorful fruits and vegetables
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| For a moment my heart was filled with happiness
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| Forgot about my bellyaches
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| And the inevitable gloomy thoughts that can grip me for days
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| When I got nothing to do
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| Disappear for just one minute
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| June, June, June, June
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| Then I got to your house
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| The cat was sleeping at the top of your bed by the window
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| She was looking at me with a serious face
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| I was out of breath so I laid my head down on the pillow
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| The top of my head against her softness
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| The room was filled with California sun
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| Your cat went back to sleep easily
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| This is a second of life I hope to come back
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| As one to five minutes I meditated on
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| What it could possibly mean to be a cat
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| They live for the day and they are easily loved
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| And they easily give love back
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| My guess is they don’t know that
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| The end of their lives will inevitably come
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| They live to drink water, eat food, be loved
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| And sleep endlessly in the sun
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| I forced myself up and walked back up the hill
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| Got an iced tea at Trieste and got to 's
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| Where I was tempted by the usual
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| But my willpower won so I got a quarter pound prosciutto
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| Jumped into a taxi cab, stopped for some celery sticks
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| And picked up my laundry
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| Now I wake up and the sun is muted softly by the shades
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| Through the shades, the sky looks baby skin pink
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| Now she’s picking me up and we’re going out to the mountain house
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| Now she’s picking me up and we’re going out to the mountain house
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| And we’re going out to the mountain house
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| Now she’s picking me up and we’re going out to the mountain house |