| One day I was walking, I heard a complaining
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| And saw an old woman the picture of gloom
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| She gazed at the mud on her doorstep ('twas raining)
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| And this was her song as she wielded her broom
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| Life is a trial and love is a trouble
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| Beauty will fade and riches will flee
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| Pleasures they dwindle and prices they double
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| And nothing is as I would wish it to be.
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| There’s too much of worriment goes to a bonnet
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| There’s too much of ironing goes to a shirt
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| There’s nothing that pays for the time you waste on it
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| There’s nothing that last us but trouble and dirt.
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| Life is a trial and love is a trouble
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| Beauty will fade and riches will flee
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| Pleasures they dwindle and prices they double
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| And nothing is as I would wish it to be.
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| In March it is mud, it is slush in December
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| The midsummer breezes are loaded with dust
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| In fall the leaves litter, in muddy September
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| The wall paper rots and the candlesticks rust
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| Life is a trial and love is a trouble
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| Beauty will fade and riches will flee
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| Pleasures they dwindle and prices they double
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| And nothing is as I would wish it to be.
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| There are worms on the cherries and slugs on the roses
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| And ants in the sugar and mice in the pies
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| The rubbish of spiders no mortal supposes
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| And ravaging roaches and damaging flies
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| Life is a trial and love is a trouble
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| Beauty will fade and riches will flee
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| Pleasures they dwindle and prices they double
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| And nothing is as I would wish it to be.
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| It’s sweeping at six and it’s dusting at seven
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| It’s victuals at eight and it’s dishes at nine
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| It’s potting and panning form ten to eleven
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| We scarce break our fast till we plan how to dine
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| Life is a trial and love is a trouble
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| Beauty will fade and riches will flee
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| Pleasures they dwindle and prices they double
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| And nothing is as I would wish it to be.
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| With grease and with grime from corner to center
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| Forever at war and forever alert
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| No rest for a day lest the enemy enter
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| I spend my whole life in struggle with dirt
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| Life is a trial and love is a trouble
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| Beauty will fade and riches will flee
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| Pleasures they dwindle and prices they double
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| And nothing is as I would wish it to be.
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| Last night in my dreams I was stationed forever
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| On a far distant isle in the midst of the sea
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| My one chance of life was a ceaseless endeavor
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| To sweep off the waves as they swept over me
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| Alas! |
| Twas no dream; |
| ahead I behold it
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| I see I am helpless my fate to avert
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| She lay down her broom, her apron she folded
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| She lay down and died and was buried in dirt.
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| Life is a trial and love is a trouble
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| Beauty will fade and riches will flee
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| Pleasures they dwindle and prices they double
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| And nothing is as I would wish it to be. |