Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Stripper Vicar, artist - Mansun. Date of issue: 07.06.2018
Song language: English
Stripper Vicar |
| Dear Mavis I’m compelled to write this letter |
| In the hope that you may soon be getting better |
| I’ve a feeling you should go and see a doctor |
| If you haven’t then you know you really oughta |
| I was worried so I went to see the vicar |
| But before I could confess he first confessed to be a stripper |
| Dear Mavis it was very strange to see him |
| So I thought I’d write and ask you your opinion |
| Should I grass on him, report him to the Cardinal? |
| Or whether I should egg him on to turn professional? |
| If I dob on him they’ll call him plastic scouser |
| But the only thing the Stripper Vicar wears is plastic trousers |
| Mavis' opinion is all we really seek |
| Mavis' opinion is all we… |
| Should we lie while he’s still alive? |
| Should we lie while he’s still alive? |
| 'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it |
| Dear Mavis thought I’d follow up my letter |
| Drop a line about the fate of our poor vicar |
| Very tragically his time on Earth is ended |
| Found him gagged and bound in stockings and suspenders |
| Dear Mavis if you tell us what your thoughts are |
| And I hope that they’re not biased 'cos you are the vicar’s daughter |
| Mavis’s opinion, all we really seek |
| Mavis’s opinion, all we, should we… |
| Should we lie now that he has died? |
| Should we lie now that he has died? |
| 'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it |
| And we know him as our vicar |
| And by night a part-time stripper |
| And the vicar got suspended |
| In his stockings and suspenders |
| And he’s making wine from water |
| While he dresses like his daughter |
| And we know that he’s a rip off |
| 'Cos we’ve seen him with his kit off |
| Should we lie now that he has died? |
| Should we lie now that he has died? |
| 'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it |