| We are humbugs
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| Old time, good time
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| Yuletide humbugs
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| Up on the housetop, click, click, click bugs
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| Spring, sproing
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| We are ghost of Christmas past bugs
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| Made of stuff what’s built to last bugs
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| We don’t buy this mall addiction
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| What we want is Dickens' fiction
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| We don’t like this new skull duggery
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| What we need is more humbuggery
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| Tiny Tim-mery, more Bob Cracthet-ty
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| Spring, sproing, buggety-bug
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| We are genuine first-class humbugs
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| Magic, average, not just some bugs
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| We are myrrh and frankincense wisemen
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| You might say we’re bigger than life bugs
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| Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding-a-ling
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| Also sleigh bugs jing-jing-jangling
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| Mis-mis-mistletoe, kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-a-ling
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| Spring, sproing, buggety-bug
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| Dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig
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| We are humbugs
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| Old time, good time
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| Yuletide humbugs
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| Down through the chimey with old st. |
| Nick bugs
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| Spring, sproing, buggety-bug
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| We like carolers, Silent Night things
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| Santa Claus sighting, candles lighting
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| We like gingerbread cookies baking
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| Watching first grade shepherds quaking
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| We like one-horse open sleighing
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| Pika-piti-ooh-aah brass bands playing
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| That’s what all of us humbugs long for
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| Spring, sproing, buggety-bug
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| We still get that goosebump feeling
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| That’s why we hang from the ceiling
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| Ding-a-ling, dang-a-ling, it’s our mission
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| Hanging onto lost tradition
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| We are circly wassail cup bugs
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| Inside, outside, downside, up bugs
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| Hear us sing our humbug song
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| Spring, sproing, buggety-bug |