| All you sinners drop everything
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| Everything
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| Let the melody and the harmony ring
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| Let it ring
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| Lift arms up to Heaven and sing
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| Ring-a-ding
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| Sing you sinners woncha sway n’swing
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| What a thing
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| Start with clappin’y’hands all about
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| All about
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| Don’t be silent — Let the Lord hear y’shout
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| Shout it out
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| And jus’let the music come out
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| Of yr snout
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| Sing you sinners woncha sway n’swing
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| Check it out
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| (Dig the drift of what I mean)
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| In a world where there’s no music
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| (Old Scratch)
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| Satan gets his kicks
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| (He's up to his tricks)
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| He’ll be laughing up and down the banks
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| (Hee, hee, hee)
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| Of that river Styx
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| You’re so wicked baby, and you’re depraved
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| You can rave
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| It’s apparent that you have misbehaved
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| To your grave
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| But if you should wanna be saved
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| Jus’behave
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| Take a listen now to the bird…
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| Stop all that chewin’yer cud — and all that standin’in the mud there
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| Swing people! |
| Swing every chortle from yer mortal portal
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| I dig that everyone believes that all cattle prodigies
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| Are like a sneeze
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| Hard blowin'-missin one lick of blowin’talent to show
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| (If y’sing — y’gotta swing!)
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| But remember that the day will come when you
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| Will be just steak on a plate
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| (Folks, y’know it’s fate)
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| So dig the music of the swing-o-sphere —
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| (before your swing arrives too late)
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| That’s a little too dark
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| Still, it’s true — we’ve got breath for such a limited time
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| What are ya, stupid, ya cows? |
| — you'd think to sing was a crime
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| In defense now; |
| hence now; |
| Here’s comes Adele McCluck:
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| Mrs. Mockingbird, I must say you haven’t heard
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| The friendly bellowing swing of our friends the cows —
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| As they shed their way from Teagarden to Fuller
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| Instead of spendin’ev’ry day jus’sneakin’around
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| To life another lick —
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| These cats work on their cow-tone, so when they get up to blow
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| They blow a fatter bone-tone into the ozone
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| (And furthermore…)
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| You tweety-birds are always singin’away
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| Never givin’up thought of what you say
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| We cows do — shedding takes up most of our day
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| So when we start and settle in to play — we can say
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| A moo is an array of what we’ve always known to be The best and only way to play
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| (What we mean to say is…)
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| Before the band will letcha sing
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| (Sing with Fletcher Henderson)
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| You’ve got to get y’self to swing
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| (Like the Bean or Satch)
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| So your horn can blow — a single note or two
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| Of deeper thinking
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| (That's the way to swing)
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| So set your mind upon a tone
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| (When you’re shedding all alone)
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| And you will have a cornerstone
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| (Like the bass trombone)
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| Blow your horn and take a bow
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| So that you’re swinging like the cows
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| Pythagoras would be so proud of us |