| Good evening, this is your captain
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| We are about to attempt a crash landing
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| Please extinguish all cigarettes
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| Place your tray tables in their upright, locked position
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| Your captain says: «Put your head on your knees»
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| Your captain says: «Put your head in your hands»
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| Captain says: «Put your hands on your head»
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| «Put your hands on your hips»
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| Hehehe
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| This is your captain, and we are going down
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| We are all going down, together
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| And I said: «Uh oh»
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| «This is gonna be some day»
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| Stand by
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| This is the time
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| And this the record of the time
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| This the time
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| And this the record… of the time
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| Um
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| This is your captain again
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| You know
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| I’ve got a funny feeling
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| I’ve seen this all before
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| Why?
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| Because I’m a caveman
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| Why?
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| Because I’ve got eyes in the back of my head
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| Why?
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| It’s the heat
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| Stand by
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| This is the time
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| And this is the record of the time
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| This is the time
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| And this is the record… of the time
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| Put your hands over your eyes
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| Jump out of the plane
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| There is no pilot
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| You are not alone
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| Stand by
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| This is the time
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| And this is the record of the time
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| This is the time
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| And this is the record of the time |