| Goat |
|---|
| A dumpy goat |
| Bit her finger |
| Like a baby carrot last night |
| She’s sweating through the sheets |
| Like a bag of rotting meat |
| She’s talking to the ghosts |
| Who gather at her feet |
| She’s got |
| Salmonella |
| We dialed the doctor but there’s no reply |
| (Straight to voicemail) |
| The rumor on the street |
| Is he’s cheating on his wife |
| With the locum tenens |
| And a guy who swallows knives |
| And looks like |
| Sal Mineo |
| And her complexion is a curious shade of green |
| Brighter than a bunion |
| Paler than a peach |
| Darker than a dungeon |
| A ripe sardine |
| She’s got |
| Salmonella |
| (She is now) |
| Dead as a doornail |
