| And so it began with nan
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| And my granddad Stan
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| They got together when
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| does keep them up
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| Stay alive while he grows up
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| The kid does keep them keen
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| He’s a life support machine
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| There’s mom and dad as well
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| They get along with my Michelle
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| Think she’s perfect for me
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| they take a story
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| Once they know we’re done
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| Matador on the run
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| Once they know we’re over
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| She’ll yell to France from Dover
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| Try juggling lies it ain’t no fun
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| He’s juggling, ju-juggling
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| I’m juggling lies like hit and run
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| He’s juggling, ju-juggling
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| Juggling my nine lives
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| Juggling my nine lives
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| And our mutual friends are so cool
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| Mutual friends think you’re a bastard
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| I’m not a bastard
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| Worst things worst her brothers
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| Trust me they’re like no others
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| Thinking of them makes me ill
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| Take a larger grant and fill
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| The younger turned into my friend
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| Now that friendship’s bound to end
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| The older’s gonna make me learn
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| Why he’s head of the Chelsea firm
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| Then there’s her first kid
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| From her first husband Sid
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| I swore when I came to town
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| That I’d never let her down |
| Couple her with my first born, Macy, and my heart was torn
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| But I can’t go back to hell
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| Living with that bird Michelle
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| Try juggling lies it ain’t no fun
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| He’s juggling, ju-juggling
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| I’m juggling lies like hit and run
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| He’s juggling, ju-juggling
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| Juggling nine lives
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| Juggling nine lives
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| And our mutual friends are so cool
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| Mutual friends think you’re a bastard
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| I’m not a bastard |