Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Reality TV, artist - Mal Blum. Date of issue: 01.10.2015
Song language: English
Reality TV |
| I watch re-runs of the Jersey Shore |
| Snooki drank too much, now she’s on the floor |
| It’s a feeling that I’ve felt before |
| Though it was not televised |
| I don’t mind, I don’t get upset |
| And you’re watching me while I’m watching it |
| I’m just curious I’m a scientist |
| But you think that I’m depressed |
| I watch reality TV |
| Just look at what it’s done to me |
| I can’t believe that nothing means |
| Not half of what it did |
| I don’t mind, I don’t get upset |
| But I haven’t left my bedroom yet |
| And getting dressed was an accomplishment |
| So you win, you win, you win |
| You win, you win |
| Don’t tell me where you’ve been |
| Don’t tell me what you did |
| When you were gone |
| Me, I guess I’m still something of an amateur |
| You’d think that I would know by now |
| Season 8 and I ain’t figured it out |
| So, on film I keep getting my feelings hurt |
| Or saying things you don’t deserve |
| Or imprinting on you like a werewolf in love |
| I did, you don’t get my references |
| What if I met someone who did |
| Did it all sound better in your head |
| That movie was so offensive but it got me through November |
| Even though I will swear up and down that I wish that I knew better |
| I wish I did |
| Don’t tell me where you’ve been |
| Don’t tell me what you did |
| When you were gone |
| When it gets so bad that it’s almost good |
| I’ll move to San Francisco or Hollywood |
| I won’t write you like you wish I would |
| But I’ll miss you all the same |
| You won’t mind, you won’t get upset |
| Once you change, all you want is the audience |
| They are obviously all narcissists |
| Me, I just love turning off my brain |
| One big escape |
| Don’t tell me at all |
| (don't tell me where you’ve been) |
| I don’t want to know |
| (don't tell me what you did) |
| I’ll just watch it over and over on the show |