Lyrics Happier New Year (Christmas is Canceled) - Maggie Rose

Happier New Year (Christmas is Canceled)

Things are pretty grim up in the North Pole
The elves are sauced the reindeer are getting thin
Santa’s little helpers have all been furloughed
Little Timmy, he ain’t getting (ho ho ho)
Lord knows what state of mind
Mrs. Claus might be in
She’s been nipping pretty hard
On that arctic gin
Yeah, this year is almost over, over
Yeah, here’s to a new career
We got one more week til we til we get sober and older
So we wish you all a happier new year
Cheers!
Mistletoe is lonely in the attic
Frosty’s sweating bullets in the yard
Better wear your mask if you have it
Or we’ll be saying Merry Christmas
6 feet apart
Rudolph’s nose is always red
But now he can’t get out bed
He’s got a temp of 102
The thermometer read
Yeah, this year is almost over, over
Yeah, here’s to a new career
We got one more week til we til we get sober and older
So we wish you all a happier new year
Cheers!
Santa’s on a ventilator
Guess I’ll celebrate it later
Might as well exchange this cheer for fear
Cause Christmas is canceled
(And Hanukah, Kwanza and Ramadan, too)
Yeah, this year is almost over, over
Yeah, here’s to a new career
We got one more week til we til we get sober and older
So we wish you all a happier new year
We wish you all a happier new year