| Villain hold a mic like he’s mean and his tummy hurt
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| In a clean pair, ripped jeans and a bummy shirt
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| Wonderin' would you clap your hands if he was friendly?
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| Dapper Dan dipped and pretend to be Fendi and gold sellin'
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| No tellin', slap a fan hand down, tell 'em «no yellin'»
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| DOOM, all capitals, no trick spellin'
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| Got what it take to get it through your thick melon
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| (Woopwoosh) Fresh witty city skits
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| When he get wreck, pretty emcees catch titty fits
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| Told them call the cops, just don’t hold your breath for the ball to drop
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| Better yet, hold on to your halter top
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| Kept reppin', steppin' in hotta
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| Ignoring pigs like Bigs Top Shotta
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| Survivor of a live crew, not out to jive you
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| It stings when he laugh when he at the bank drive-thru
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| Wylin', get me every red penny
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| Sold a lonely only child an imaginary enemy
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| When he sees the mask and the microphone gizmo
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| He’s the broke host, this is like his own quiz show
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| This go out to all my brothers doin' long bids and sisters
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| Who got brothers bein' fathers to the wrong kids
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| Stay strong and ride like the funky flute
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| Won’t find the Villain in the street inside no monkey suit
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| Or either at the bar in no gorilly bra
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| Nor raceway park scoring on no silly car
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| Ask the stranger he knows who you really are
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| Behind the mask face stay dark, no boring willy star
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| Gleaming, dreaming, screaming- he’ll be off the heezy soon
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| Cunning live rats drive at your steaming greasy spoon
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| In participating places tip your waitresses
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| A sure fire way to wire, trip the matrices
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| Skip ya laces, all black tennis miniature
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| Ball stack, gall tall pack, Guinness minister
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| Tussle the hustle, cut your dank with dirt
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| Won’t be in the club in a muscle tank shirt
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| You could find 'em in the pub with the grub stain
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| Chuggin' on a small tub of pain to his bugged brain
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| Sane, some say he plum crazy
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| Amazed at how he still get paid but dumb lazy
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| That’s for him to know and for you to guess
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| Won’t be caught in a suit vest at no computer desk
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| A suede front, maybe may stunt khaki dig
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| Not in no braids or no lace-front yaki wig |