| Now Ive been here and Ive been there
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| And Ive been almost everywhere
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| Theres not a thing I cant repair
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| Cos Im stan, yes I am,
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| The odd job man
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| Im a tradesman, I know all the tricks
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| Theres not a thing that I cannot fix
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| Beginners use my concrete mix
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| Im stan yes I am, the odd job man
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| Well, thats the way to do it
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| Just be as quick as a flash
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| Dont hang about
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| Just in and out
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| And always ask for cash
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| Any job that you want done,
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| Phone me up cos Im the one
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| Electrical, plumbing, woodwork too
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| Ill do the job thats right for you
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| Well, thats the way to do it
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| Just be as quick as a flash
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| Dont hang about
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| Just in and out
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| And always ask for cash
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| Ive never done the same job twice,
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| Listen to me take my advice
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| Ill double the work for half the price
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| The finished job will look, look nice
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| Ive been around and had some fun
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| Theres not a job that Ive not done
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| No unemployment where Im from
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| Jack of all trades, master of none |