| Although he had a past history
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| The mischief has soon passed
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| A spunky little kid from North West Five
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| Longed for the mystery to last
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| Free as the wind
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| Wild as a march hare
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| With oh so much to learn
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| Careful that you don’t get burned
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| The boy who wouldn’t grow up Chasing his own tail
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| The boy who couldn’t grow up An outing on bail
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| Oh idiot child
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| Clutching to life
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| Always made to grow up Always told to shut up Idiot child
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| Clutching to life
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| Always destined to fail
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| Always ending up in jail
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| Lo and behold the gherkin men with their military stance did shout
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| Mark my words Mrs Hutchinson
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| We’ll sort this laddie out
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| The parent teachers association secretly fixed a date
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| A giant swoop is authorised to sign and seal his fate
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| Oh sent away for a year and a day
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| He was taken so orderly
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| And drilled into his delicate shell
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| To behave, normally
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| Oh idiot child
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| Clutching to life
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| (Clutching to life)
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| Idiot child
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| Clutching onto life
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| (Clutching to life)
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| Always destined to fail
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| Always ending up in jail
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| Some things are so predictable ain’t they
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| Some things just never change, look around
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| Most animals, are trained at an early age
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| But some of us just never lay down
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| Idiot child
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| Just clutching to life
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| The boy who never grew up Always made to shut up Idiot child
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| Clutching to life
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| (Clutching to life)
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| Always destined to fail
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| Always ending up in jail
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| Idiot child
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| Clutching to life
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| (Clutching to life)
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| The boy who never grew up Always told to shut up Idiot child
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| Clutching onto life
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| (Clutching to life)
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| Always destined to fail
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| Always ending up in jail
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| Always destined to fail
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| Always winding up in jail
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| Always ending up in jail
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| Always destined to fail |