Lyrics Close Escape - Madness

Close Escape

That was a close escape, have to get a new hobby to relate.
Something less conspicuous, wont take up too much time,
Something less energetic, for what Ive got in mind.
I wont be too persistant cos Im not that way inclined.
See, thats the one for me.
look under «collins"see if shes free.
Sweaty fingers find 5p 4 151 683
«hello miss collins youll not know me.
Im in the undies
Buisness, see?
please please can you tell me the size;
how
Far from the knee?
«Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin.
Ill take another name I might have a win.
What?
2 more points?
I hope no one fills it in.
See, thats the one for me.
look under «dickens"cfg.
See if shell speak to me.
hands get shakey eyes cant see.
Having trouble find 5p 2 171 983
«hello miss dickens youll not know me, Im in the undies
Buisness, see?
«Feel more relaxed now here we go again.
Hoi!
no temporaries Ive heard most take me in.
Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits.
So please please can you tell me the textured fit feels good to me.
In the naked mood, try to grin and bear with me.
Please dont think me rude, I only hear dont want to see.
See, thats the one for me.
that was quick, too quick for me.
Of that I can see, wash me laundry oh bugger me!
Sugar or milk with your tea?
no I couldnt, well Ill see.
Whats your hobby?
just the same as me, see you soon for tea.
Ill give it one last chance I think youll all agree.
Im getting nowhere here, on my last 5p.
Im sick of waiting for ages nothing interests me.
Ill ring another number, make sure its a she.
Here we go again, Ill give it 3rd degree.
No hard feelings oh yes Im sure youll all agree.
Ill take another name I might have a win.