| You got palatial mansions
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| I got a rented flat
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| You got Persian kittens
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| I got tabby cat
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| You got art collections
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| I got comic books
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| You use plastic surgery
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| I stay the way I look
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| You travel private jet
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| I stand by overnight
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| You romance with chandeliers
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| And I use candlelight
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| Oh, there’s one thing I got more
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| When I’m rich, you’re poor
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| Is that real good loving
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| The kind you can’t afford
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| While you’re enjoying banquets
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| I’m eating cafe snacks
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| You’re in designer clothing
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| I’m in plastic Macs
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| Sipping on Napoleon Brandy
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| I’m slinging a can of beer
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| Packing matching luggage
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| I’m mostly staying here
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| Your educated accent
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| Might beat the local slang
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| Don’t bet your staff and the servants
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| Against my backstreet gang
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| 'Cause there’s one thing I got more
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| When I’m rich, you’re poor
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| Is that real good loving
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| The kind you can’t afford
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| Your dinner jackets and your ballroom gowns
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| No warmer than my jeans
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| Caviar
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| No more filling than a can of beans
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| Go to your classic concert
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| I’ll be with a local band
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| You’ll get brand new everything
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| I’ll keep my second hand
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| Ain’t no new fitted bathroom
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| Got my water tap
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| You think I’m full of envy?
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| I know where the money’s at Oh, there’s one thing I got more
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| When I’m rich, you’re poor
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| Is that real good loving
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| The kind you can’t afford
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| It’s the kind you
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| It’s the kind you can’t afford
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| It’s the kind
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| It’s the kind you can’t afford
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| You got palatial mansions
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| I got rented flat
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| Persian kittens
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| I got a tabby cat
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| Cruising in a new Mercedes
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| I’m broke down in a Ford
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| You’re out on your new yacht
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| I’m out on my surfing board
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| Ooh, surfing board |