Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Little Monster Blend, artist - Madchild.
Date of issue: 27.08.2012
Song language: English
Little Monster Blend |
Banned from America |
Like I’m a bad judge of character |
Bullshit… |
I tried to get into the states they weren’t having it |
Going through my bag like a bunch of savages |
Customs agent looking like he’s mad at me |
Cause I got friends that look like Sons of Anarchy |
Knew that I’m a rapper, guess he’s not a fan of me |
Looking at me crazy was pure insanity |
Ten hours go by not panicking |
I just sat there still like a mannequin |
I was laughing they kept asking me what gang I’m in |
He started being nicer cause I didn’t use profanity |
I thought what’s the point Shit… I’ll be a gentleman |
Instead of being an ass hole pumped up on adrenaline |
Thinking to myself I can’t believe I’m red flagged |
I love the States how the fuck I’m gonna get back |
It’s not like I’m smuggling drugs |
All of this because I hang out with a couple of thugs |
(It's a bunch of bullshit man to tell you the truth…) |
(I've been to America a hundred and fifty times) |
Hey, it’s Madchild the super Ill villain |
(I need to get back to my people) |
The Canadian werewolf is not getting into America right now |
(Without the evidence I’m blocked) |
I’ma move back |
Battleaxe Warriors hold that shit down for me |
(Let me back) |
To make it in this game’s like winning the Jackpot |
These days you don’t need a label, just a laptop |
Rap is failed and turned into a crack pot |
So i suggest a second job if you we’re have not |
Anything, selling drugs, pouring black top |
You can’t eat off Facebook getting mad props |
Old and broke that shit’ll leave you in the best spot |
Shooting videos with grandma’s kitchen as the back drop |
OK, I know my time is coming |
Feel like I’m gonna blast off |
Cause I got nothin' left to lose or rap my ass off |
I listen to these rappers, mad soft |
Cause everybody sounds the same, flash mob |
See I could do that too but it won’t last dog |
So I said fuck it and i choose to do exact op' |
So how am I gonna turn this shit into a cash crop |
Shit I’ma keep on spitting 'til the last drop |
Hey Madchild crawl into a corner and die |
I can’t do that I still must try |
This is all I’m put on this earth for |
All my other friends are busy caught in a turf war |
Cops still treat me like I am in a gang |
But how can I be I don’t do anything |
All I do is stay at home write rhymes and work out |
Praying everything is gonna work out |
Word out |
I’m staying focused keeping the circle tight |
Focusing on what matters |
Fuck this economy |
Cigarettes and Monster |
Shouts out to all the Battleaxe Warriors, my family |
Okay, look |
I’m a bi-polar polar bear Zipping up a polar fleece |
Drinking polar ice and Pepsi Cola on a coral reef |
Every lyric that I spit it’s an oral feat |
Elbow on my knees head in hands thinking poor old me |
I keep a strap tucked, at least a sharp blade |
Cause kids be playing more games than an arcade |
And I am not afraid I will shoot you dead |
There’s more snakes in this club than Medusa’s head |
I’m still underground, call me tomb raider |
While I rap with iron jaws like Moonraker |
You keep lying while you tell the kids your cool fables |
I’ll chop your fucking head off and leave it on the pool table |
I’m not too stable I am off my rocker |
I lift you up while making noises just like it was chewbacca |
Fucking dope, like I just cooked a rocker |
He’s a malarka and I’m down to knock his fucking block off |
So thank you Mr. Ron Cavanaugh |
My friend’s in jail for more keys than a grand piano |
When I say I’m hot that means that I’m too hot to handle |
If don’t make it to rap to Willy Nelson I could rock a Banjo |
I got drugs in my pocket and I don’t know what to do with them |
Drugs in my pocket, Drugs in my pocket |
I got drugs in my pocket, man I don’t know what to do with them |
Drugs in my pocket, Drugs in my pocket |
Who put drugs in my pocket Man I thought that I was through with them |
Drugs in my pocket, Drugs in my pocket |
I got drugs in my pocket, I don’t know what to do with them |
Drugs in my pocket, Drugs in my pocket |
Got a red under my bed |
There’s a little yellow man in my head |
That’s what’s up man |
I’m a fucking lyrical tyrant |
Little bad wolf, I’m a serious problem |
I’m a fucking little beast |
I’m so razor sharp right now man |
(You know you want it) |
(You know you want to get high) |
Run for your lives motherfuckers |
(You know you need to let me out) |
Nah fuck that |
(You know you need to get stoned) |
(You can’t escape my clutches) |
Hey fuck you man, everything is going good man |
I’m finished with that |