| Lawn Mower Man
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| I’m the Lawn Mower Man
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| OKAY!
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| Tell me who the best is
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| Break into your house
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| And come downstairs and spit asbestos
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| Tell Satan we gon' have a little exorcism
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| I’m a fuckin' super beast with gamma x-ray vision
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| It’s good versus evil
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| Bax War Fam is understood by the people
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| Ain’t nobody fucking with this monster I’m lethal
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| Prefontaine full of pain spitting ether
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| I ain’t got no time for a breather
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| Cold like a freezer
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| Old like a geezer with reverb
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| I don’t like a girl at my lever
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| Cause when it comes to bitches
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| I’m picky like a fucking pair of tweezers
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| Eh, eh I’m proud to be from
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| C-A-N-A-D-A better do what we say
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| Come up the stairs and write a song
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| And hit the beat hard
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| Babble on the track like I’m a hyperactive retard
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| Fuck! |
| Shit! |
| I swear like I got tourettes
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| Smoke a rapper easy like a lit up cigarette
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| Eat a rapper like he was a baguette
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| The way I spit I guarantee you’re gonna never forget
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| Contort words, bend sentences like magic
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| I warp Smurf every ending will be tragic
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| You are beautiful, but you are gonna die
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| Don’t wanna end up looking back
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| And say you coulda tried
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| What if I was a butterfly
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| With a broken wing
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| Nighty night, sing a lullaby
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| I’m a vocal king
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| Not a local king, I’m a broke star
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| Swear so much I need to eat a fucking soap bar
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| Been around the world and fucked a few thousand chicks
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| Got a Range Rover but it’s a 2006
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| I don’t get a hangover cause I don’t drink anymore
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| Life’s better overall except Shane’s plenty bored
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| I swear I’ve seen every movie on the motherfucking planet
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| Tried watching sports and still don’t fucking understand it
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| I guess it’s camaraderie, I’m a commodity
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| Fuck rap you’ve got a better chance to win the lottery
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| You are not in my velocity
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| Cause I’m an awesome beast
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| I’m quite possibly the best
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| You’ll need a cross and priest
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| Not forgotten I’m still Mothra
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| I’ve got rotten teeth
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| You’ll need a coffin
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| I’m a prophet and I often speak |