| My charge is federal, verses come in edible bulk
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| I’m unforgettable, yep little Incredible Hulk
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| Think you on fire? |
| I’m a fire hydrant,
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| Small tyrant but stand like a tall giant so vibrant
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| Trust me I’m a Hi-Fi Sci-Fi project
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| But I’m a white boy so I drive by projects
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| I’m a king call me Maharabi
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| But I’m a Kamikaze in a trench coat sitting in your lobby
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| You can catch me in the toque playing a little hockey,
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| But I sold all of my rings no more Liberace
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| Who needs diamonds, open up my mouth and I shine when
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| I rhyme and get paid for assignments
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| I used to be so off alignment in an awful climate
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| But now I’m back on the grid like a waffle iron
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| Put me in the Fantastic Four I’ll be the Human Torch
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| Nah I’m the Silver Surfer hes a stupid dork
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| Like Mork from Ork in his rainbow suspenders,
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| Battle anybody shit there ain’t no contenders
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| Swollen Members that’s a name to remember
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| Best out this summer be the same in December
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| I’m the misguided angel I’m insane with revenge
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| Kill you kill your DJ and the same for ya friends
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| Revenge like the Punisher take out ya family
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| Call me «2−12"I will take out humanity
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| Better start panicking its gonna be anarchy
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| I’m back shit I got this covered like a canopy
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| RAH RAH like a Dungeon Dragon
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| Mad Child kill a couple hundred faggots
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| You don’t wanna become my baggage
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| Warlock stirring up a cauldron magic
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| Rapper with the repetition of a strobe light special wishing separate vision I
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| am so bright
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| Snow white but I ain’t got seven dwarfs
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| A little devil I’m just trying to get through heavens doors
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| Drugs are bad they lure you with no control
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| And leave you empty like a whore with a broken soul
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| My minds dangerous I’m on remote control
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| I pull your heart out of your chest and leave an open hole
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| I quit drugs now I’m perfectly in tune
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| I’m the Silver Surfer I am surfing through your room
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| Yea perfectly in tune while I circulate the boon
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| I go to bed at six and I percolate and noon
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| And everything is work related proliferated doom
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| Rappers think they’re Hercules regurgitating goons
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| Crazy clown face dance like its Halloween
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| While baby rocky knock you out like Apollo Creed (RAH RAH)
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| Real life war monger, I killed brain cells came back more stronger
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| Mad Child old school newcomer
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| I lost 4 winters and blew through summers
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| A Mercenary with a scary lack of mercy
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| But it’s remarkable I land with total accuracy
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| Yeah
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| I’m older than the phone on the wall in your grandmas kitchen
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| I still roll down windows and say «bitchin'»
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| I do not get paid for a week of missing
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| Mad Child bout as old as Colecovision
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| I reek of wisdom you can hear it though your speaker system
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| Battle Axe all my freaks are listening
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| Help me I’m really freaking I don’t see an out
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| I’m the sickest rapper and got diarrhea of the mouth
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| A lot of rappers talk what they don’t be about
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| It leaves a lot of them out there including me in doubt
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| EH, you see my mouth? |
| It’s full with rotten teeth
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| I don’t care how rich you are bitch talk is cheap
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| Unless you get a verse from me
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| I’m smarter then an 8 year term in university
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| Try not to take it personally
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| I do this perfectly I got a buzz like a worker bee
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| RAH RAH (hows that for an ending)
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| RAH RAH like a Dungeon Dragon
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| RAH RAH like a Dungeon Dragon
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| (B-A-X-W-A-R Battle Axe Warriors)
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| RAH RAH like a Dungeon Dragon
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| (I'm holding it down here in the fort with my dogs Jekyll and my dog Lola) |