Lyrics Easy Cheese - Mad Caddies

Easy Cheese

if i had a dollar for every time she was mad
i’d buy california
invite my friends and i’d make it my pad
if i had a peso for every time she said:
wake up you lazy pile and get our ass up out of my bed
i’d buy a private plane and fly around the world
eat at all the best restaurants and hang out with hot girls
but i know i’m stuck with you
and there’s nothing i can do so i’ll take your hand
and say
stay with me stay with me please stay with me girl
i know you wanna slap my face
but please
stay with me girl
girl i know its all my fault
and i’m just a dirt bag
i hope you can forgive and forget
so we can so shag
cause i know i’m stuck with you
and there’s nothing i can do so i’ll take your hand and say
stay with me stay with me please stay with me girl
i know you wanna kick my ass
but please
stay with me girl
stay with me stay with me please stay with me girl
you’re the one with the pretty face
so please stay with me girl