| Some guy skipped in front of me
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| Can’t believe I paid an entry fee
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| And I don’t even got the energy
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| To smile for a selfie
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| And I know that I should go home
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| But I’m still standing here so
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| I guess one more for the road
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| I wanna raise a toast so
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| This one’s for the sparklers
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| Dudes wearing shades in the darkness
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| But hats off to the DJ
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| Same song twice in an evening (one, two, three)
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| Oh, save me (save me), can’t take it (take it)
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| I don’t belong in this club
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| One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance)
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| 'Cause I’m feeling awkward as (oh)
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| I was waiting in line for an hour
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| Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh)
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| I’m jaded (I'm jaded), can’t fake it (can't fake it)
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| I don’t belong in this club, no
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| Hopped out of the Uber (Uber)
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| I was feeling myself (goddamn)
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| Had the polo with the bolo (I did)
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| With some eel on the belt (hoo)
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| Walked up to the bouncer (hey, what’s up, man?)
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| Whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore)
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| He said, «Mackler, who?"(It's me)
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| «You gotta wait like everybody else.»
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| Shoulda stayed on the sofa |
| Forgot I hate being social
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| And I miss my ex-girl
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| This Drake song making me 'motional
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| (girl, you hurt my feelings)
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| I’m feeling awkward as hell (uh-huh)
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| I only came here to dance (wassup?)
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| The dj ain’t playing the cuts (no)
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| And what do I do with my hands? |
| (it's awkward)
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| Roll with the punches and hold my Red Bull up
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| And I toast the nights like this that I probably won’t remember much
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| 'Bout to pull that Irish goodbye, grab my stuff, 'bout to cut
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| And the DJ yells, «Macklemore in the house tonight!»
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| Ah, fuck
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| Oh, save me (save me), can’t take it (take it)
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| I don’t belong in this club (club)
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| One dance (one dance), no chance (no chance)
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| 'Cause I’m feeling awkward as (oh)
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| I was waiting in line for an hour
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| Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh)
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| I’m jaded (I'm jaded), can’t fake it (can't fake it)
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| I don’t belong in this club
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| And to think that I’ve waited all week (no)
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| To get someone’s drink spilled over me (I)
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| I don’t care if the Uber’s on surge (no, I don’t, no)
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| I’d do anything to get out of this club |
| Save me, can’t take it, no
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| I don’t belong in this club
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| One dance, no chance
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| 'Cause I’m feeling awkward as (oh)
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| I was waiting in line for an hour
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| Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause (oh)
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| I’m jaded (I'm jaded), can’t fake it (can't fake it)
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| I don’t belong in this club |