| I woke up, threw some sweat pants on
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| Then I fed my cat and then I walked to the mini mart
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| And I really want a donut, shouldn’t get a donut
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| Bought a donut, fuck it man it’s really hard
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| Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be like Ryan
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| He lost thirty pounds on that paleo
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| But fuck it man I love fried shit
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| I was gonna get skinny for the summer
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| I was gonna start doing my crunches
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| But looking down at my stomach
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| I’mma go to the beach, but I’m not taking my shirt off in public
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| My girl shaped like a bottle of Coke
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| Me? |
| I’m shaped like a bottle of nope
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| I’d like to order a hot dog, some bon bons
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| A large soda, and some tacos to go
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| I never knew what a carbohydrate was
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| Turns out that it’s all the snacks I love
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| I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man
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| With a really huge package
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| I wanna be the 2015 Batman
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| And send Ben Affleck packing
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| If you ain’t gonna treat Jennifer Garner right
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| You don’t deserve to have that
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| You better pass that to the homie Matt Damon
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| He’d eat the booty like Pac Man
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| You know I feel good about this place
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| You know I feel good about this steak
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| You know I feel good about this shake
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| You know I feel good about these plates
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| You know I feel good about this crepes
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| You know I feel good about this cake
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| You know I just love how it tastes
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| I’m not gonna wait, I’m not tripping about my weight, no
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| Happy New Years
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| Everybody got a resolution
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| But the next day, we forget about it, never do 'em
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| I went to the gym and got a membership
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| Five minutes on the treadmill and I never lift
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| That was four years ago I should probably cancel this
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| But they tell me I gotta do it in person, ain’t that a bitch?
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| But tomorrow though, I’mma get fit
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| Get me a fuel band and a fit-bit
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| Get me some workout shoes, and a bench press
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| Some Lulu Lemons and a french press
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| I’mma finally focus do some private yoga
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| Exercise my shoulders, I’mma hide the donuts
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| Realign my posture, no time for sofas
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| I’m finally sober, no lime Coronas
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| But again, that’s tomorrow
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| And today, man, I gotta go in cause it’s my last day
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| Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big
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| I ate all night, Kool-Aid on ice
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| I woke up and I felt like shit
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| And I said, «You know what, man, fuck it
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| I should probably start on Monday instead»
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| Motherfucker let’s eat
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| You know I feel good about this place
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| You know I feel good about this steak
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| You know I feel good about this shake
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| You know I feel good about these plates
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| You know I feel good about this crepes
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| You know I feel good about this cake
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| You know I just love how it tastes
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| I’m not gonna wait, I’m not tripping about my weight, no |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Let's Eat , by - Macklemore. Song from the album This Unruly Mess I've Made, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп