| Hello, you have reached Mac Dre’s Romp Rap Line
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| To hear the story of Jack, Jill, and Little Jack, press 1
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| And for my personal favorite, Lil Bo Peep and his six freaks, press 2
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| Go on and make your selection now
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| I know this man named Jack who has a wife named Jill
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| Jill works two jobs to help Jack pay bills
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| They try so hard to make ends meet
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| But barely make enough for Jack and Jill to eat
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| And little Jack Jr., they was to check with consumer
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| ‘Cause at the end of the month, he always eating on tuna
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| What’s R-E-A-double L-Y going on?
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| I gotta ask you before I keep flowing on
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| What’s really going on?
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| Jack drank heavily, sober he never be
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| A chronic alcoholic since 1970
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| And Jill was a big flirt, brothers would get hurt
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| And Jack wouldn’t know a thing ‘cause he was there with her
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| And Jack was the soft, and Jill be the boss type
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| Sprung on Jill because she knew how to talk right
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| But one day Jill slipped, got caught in the bed with
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| The guy from next door, Joe, yeah, she was straight sick with
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| The things she did since she was a kid, she snapped in head
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| And had a kid but never got rid of that freakiness
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| Are you peepin' this?
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| Well, let me ask you a question before I deepen this
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| What’s really going on?
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| Little Jack Junior grew up to be fly
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| A shake ‘em, break ‘em, take ‘em player kind of a guy
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| When others would grind, Jack Junior would rhyme
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| I guess to this fact, the rollers were blind
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| He had dreams of rappin', gold and platinum
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| But rollers would jack him, and steady attack him
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| One day they beat him down, hit him all in his crown
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| He swung and hit one, they sent him to the ground
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| Cuffed and stuffed him, continued to rough him
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| In jail they stuffed him, when Jack did nothing
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| Charged him with assault on a C-O-P
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| Tryna stop him from getting to the T-O-P
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| Had a max of 4, pleaded and got 2
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| Now he’s in jail on a deal he copped to
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| Thinkin' ‘bout the day when he gets home
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| Huh, what’s really going on?
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| What’s really going on?
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| Jack, Jill, and Little Jack, man, can you get with that?
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| Well, as I spit this rap, people, don’t miss a fact
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| That these are problems that many must go through
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| Jill found sex was hard to say no to
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| Jack got married to a no-good wife
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| And the rollers messed with Little Jack all his life
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| What’s R-E-A-double L-Y going on?
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| Khayree, let the beat keep flowing on…
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| What’s really going on?
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| Yeah, though—Mac muthafuckin' Dre in the house
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| With my homeboy Kilo Curt—what's up, Kilo?
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| What’s up, playa?
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| Ah man, I’m just kickin' it like a ninja
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| Hangin' in tight like a booty bite, everything alright
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| That’s right
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| Yeah, we done served ‘em some of that commercial shit
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| Now it’s time to come with some of that game
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| Straight game
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| Yeah, flip this muthafucka over to the other side
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| And let’s go to the Crestside
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| Straight Crestside
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| So I could start spittin' to y’all fools
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| Yeah, straight comin' up in ‘92
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| That’s right
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| Mac Dre, hoe, Strictly Business Records
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| Romped Out
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| Straight dealin' it
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| Do it
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| It won’t quit
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| Never |